Hello people.

There is a time in every ones life where something happen that disgusts us. Usually we just say how stupid something is and then forget about it. I however, am not usual. I was completing the l33t pictures on my next report when I decided to check out what new replays battlereports.com had to offer. While looking through the list I saw a name that I recognized, it was Koh_Leifoh.

I have read his fanfic and found it quite enjoyable, so going on that criteria I preceded to down load his replay. What I then witnessed was something that would provoke enough anger that both Gandhi and the pope would go on a wild killing spree until Koh_Leifoh was brought to justice.

Now, you may say to your self, just post a comment and flame his ass. This was my decision after watching it for five minutes. After watching this crap for 20 minutes, on 4x speed mind you, I decided to pot a big flame on the forum, however after watching this piece of shit called a replay in its entirety, I decided to post a report.

Not just any report but a FLAME REPORT.

So sit back and relax and prepare your self for some good old fashion mocking.

The game started on a fucked up excuse for a money map, Land of Nyre. This map has many cool features, such as gay mineral placement and unequal expansion resources. Oh, bye the way, Koh is proud to announce that he actually spent time in creating this piece of shit.

So the game starts and the teams are Reise (terran) and Rage (terran) vs purple (terran) and Duck (protoss). Koh and Reise lift there command centers off and begin to float those sucker to the island expansion below their starting positions.

Koh attacks with his abandoned SCV's and achieves nothing. Reise on the other hand does something so stupid that it gives H--H a good name. He attacks with his scv but, get this, he repairs one of them. Don't you get it? He floated his command center, so now he has 36 min and a lonely base. He then attacks his teammate and loses all of his SCV's but one, which he then uses to collect the needed minerals for a SCV.

Reise is a fucken hetro-sexually challenged individual. Anyway, the rest of these genetic defects start to build up their force and of course after the 10 or so SCV/probes they build up their stockpile of cash before starting to do anything. Duck goes on the offensive fist and sends a horde of zealots down to Rages base. This manages to kill one marine and one supply depot. They are all fucking unborn fetus excrement.

So far Rage is the only player with the slightest amount of skill. However this skill vanishes when his fist academy upgrade is optical flare followed by medic energy upgrade. Duck of course build 500 cannons, to protect from "rushes" and Koh doesn't do much. Reise of course does what any fuckhead would do and fills the island he is on with turrets. Stupid fuckhead.

Some other stuff happen such as Koh trying to expand but this game is so long and god-awful boring that I am just gonna give you the ridiculously stupid highlights. Here is one of them. Reise being the idiot that he is start an expansion but stops building the command center. Now remember, he stops the command center, not cancels it. He then goes on to build another expansion in this same mystical fashion. In fact he builds quite of few of these mystical buildings this way and earns the title of loser of the match. Also Duck wants to steal things and so builds a dark archon and then sits behind his wall for a very long time.

Of course in the fashion of idiocy, Reises teammate Rage destroys his newly half made, mystical command center. Rage start to take map control but of course he is just as stupid as the rest of them and decides that efficiency is for losers like Koh and places his command center accordingly. Strangely enough his other expansion is also, "very efficient" so Rage is now crowned Queen of the Fags.

Duck decides to use his dark archon and so he sends it out to steal...his teammates SCV. He is gay. He then starts up a commend center, making this a TT vs TT. T vs T are boring so imaging a TT vs TT. One word...Gay. A few minor skirmishes occur where both side try to be as inefficient as possible. In fact this whole game was a showcase of inefficiency so there is the silver lining.

Going with the theme of inefficiency, Rage sends an armada of wraiths down to Koh's "Main". This of course gets raped by a couple of valkyries.

Now, boys and girls, comes the moment in which this game went from bad to Satan shit. Koh, being the dumb fuck that he is attempts to irradiate a tank to death. Why I have no idea but you see this is not a solitary offence oh no. Koh goes on to irradiate a wraith, another tank and also a battle cruiser. He is truly a spazz.

I will now summarize the rest of this God forsaken game. Koh releases nuke which where aimed by blind and crippled hobos. This manages to destroy very little and so He gets the Hobo award. Rage drops some units on Ducks base and he leaves at the 50 min mark. Rage then quits 7 min later for reasons unknown. Koh then kills Reise off and wins this stupid, stupid game.

Here is a link to the replay of this bad, bad game: -

Oh and go here so that you can mock him into submission.

Ok, now that that is done I'd like to say a few words. This report was made after being provoked by this replay. It may seem that there is too much swearing in it but the truth is that this game evoked a lot of emotions that I had buried inside me and it just all burst out. This is an open warning to others who post shit like this in the replay section. You will be mocked and maybe, just maybe you will get a flame report.

I want to thank backgroundcity.com for lending me this background and ask that you the reader tell me if I am being just in my small crusade against idiots.

You've all been had; Gojky has done this.