I did this for fun, and figured I'd post it:

http://24.101.241.75/BR/BR1-3ffa.html

Requires Flash 5, and is a wopping 1.2 megs, so download if bored.

It features people you don't know, non-BW which nobody plays, and on a map which nobody likes.

If, 5 years down the road, you find this report and the link doesn't work, check it out in EBTG - the Comic page, and look under Forums, and find the Starcraft Forum. All reports will be posted there (well, there's just one currently).