Hehehehe, hohohoho, Tihi!!! Ahem, if you're like me, you'll be drooling all over the starter pic, could it really be two HOTASS girls together in one BR? I suppose its best if you give me time to tell you the background...

I was fiddling away at home when the doorbell rang. I feared the worst, Mike the Class Bully, Stephan, the class gay, or the police. By my fears were quashed as I opened the door... My oh my if it isn't the wonderful Anna Nicole Smith with a kinky smile on her sexy lips. "Hey there, Lingster". Heh, I guess we should invite her in. A few minutes later, me and Anna are cuddling away on the sofa but we are interrupted by the doorbell. *Ding Dang Dude* guess I better open then. I open the door and a bikini wearing beauty steps inside and presents herself briefly as Bobbi Billard and drags me inside before I could say a word. She pushes me into the living room where Anna, now almost naked is sipping champagne. "You cheap whore!" Bobbi screams loudly at Anna and forgets I’m even there. After a small cat fight (almost ruining the girls makeup) I suggest we settle this with a Brood War game. Anna replies quickly: "If this cheap bitch is ready, she gonna get a little hard lovin!" Bobbi looks indifferently at Anna "Bring it" she says.

The girls huddle up around the computers and start Brood War up.

As you can see, the feisty Bobbi chose to fight her big-breasted foe with the ravenous Zerg swarm from the 9 o'clock position. Anna picked Terran at 12, obviously seeing a piece of herself in the sexy medics. Anna started with a depot on 8, followed up by two barracks, placing them around the command center like a wall. And at 15 supply, she started a refinery. Bobbi chose the safe route with a pool at 8 and several extractor 'tricks' before starting a hatch at her natural while spawning 6 lings. The 6 lings raced towards Anna's base, but supreme micro from the supreme babe saved her with only minimal losses. Bobbi started to tech with a extractor (for the 3rd time, this time for good). Also, Bobbi made a new hatchery just below her expansion, bringing her total up to three. Anna teched a bit as well with the obvious academy and she started upgrading infantry weapons.

Bobbi teched to mutas and threw down four sunkens in front of her natural. Anna came over with a bit of m&m and sniffed at the sunkens before wisely retreating. Anna caught sight of the spire, and placed a bunker and several turrets in her mineral line just in time as Bobbi came over with a mean squad of mutas. Seeing how the main was harder to penetrate than a ten year old kid (pervert.) She threw her mutas, along with some lings at Anna's small containment. The attack was perfectly timed, and the lings ripped up the marines while the mutas sucked up damage. Anna's troops were ripped apart and she threw a 5 ton thong at Bobbi, but with swift cat-like reflexes, Bobbi dodged and stuck her tongue out at the playmate. (I am sick).

Bobbi used her superior unit count to charge Anna. She ran her lings around to Anna's new natural expansion and charged the bunker that sat there, then she had free access to the many surrounding turrets. When they were leveled she flew in her large muta pack, now 1+ attack upgrade and 15+ in numbers. The plan was perfect, if it wasn't for the fact that Anna's large amounts of +1 marines ran in with guns blazing. Bobbi clicked like mad and threw her mutas over the Terran main, but faced multiple turrets and a bunker with repair ready SCV's. Bobbi grumbled from her place behind the computer, and I felt sorry for her. I was about to go over and 'comfort' her, but then I saw that she expanded to both the 6 main and natural and cheered up =)

Anna was ready with a furious(btw what happened to that Furious guy, I liked his BR's) counter. She charged the newly started 6 natural, but Bobbi was ready with her new scourges to counter Anna's vessels, disabling them before any irradiates were shot off. The small Terran force was cut down like bad, bad pizza (homemade yuck).
On a side note, the marines were 2:0 and the last weapons upgrade was on the way. The mutas enjoyed a 2:1 upgrade while the lings only had 1:0. And btw, look at the minimap if my supa powa decriptions aren't sufficient.

It doesn't take long until Anna is ready again, she rolls down the north side of the Temple with a huge tank/m&m force, now supported by a couple of vessels. Bobbi has ovies spread all over the shop and know exactly what Anna's up to. So knowing the size of the Terran Hand Of Doom, she swings her mutas around the temple and comes down hard on the Terran natural. Adequate defenses at the natural starts taking its toll on the flying beasts, and only ~10 are left to club peons. Anna had swung her entire army around and headed back for the natural in time to save most of it. Once again, Bobbi is forced to retreat from the heavily defended main Terran encampment, and suffers heavily due to the massive turret fire.
After a small confrontation front of the Zrg natural, Anna decides to go defensive, and expands to the open 3 mineral only. (More open than a 40-year old porn star)

As Anna went out to do her I-Have-Won-The-Game makeup©, Bobbi massed an insane amount of flying beasties and used the kind of attack-move that only sexy models can pull off. Several turrets and a bunker are leveled before Anna comes back to her bearings and starting fetching her ‘rines (all the way from the min. only). The deadly spores spread out across all the buildings in the Terran base, before Anna's reinforcements could arrive. And arrive they did! The 20 or so 3:0 marines tore up the Mutalisks like (gay metaphor here). Once again, Bobbi retreated, while expanding to the 9 natural, pretty damn close to Anna's min. only.

Anna got back in the saddle (Ride 'em cowgirl!) and she found that the 9 natural was occupied by the beastly Zerg. "Do you think I'm stupid?" She asked Bobbi. "So far so good", she replied. Anna was furious, and threw her m&m into the 3 natural, stimming several times in anger. The expansion fell quickly. Anna raced on towards the 6 natural, also occupied by the Zerg. A lone sunken was quickly leveled, but Anna wasn't gonna have the last laugh; A enormous swarm of Zerg units charged from the north, scourges, hydras, lings, mutas and about 8 mighty ultralisks came roaring in. A massacre followed, the m&m couldn't escape and shot in confusion at the huge ultralisks, not managing to kill a single one...

Bobbi, strong in body if not mind, followed up her recent victory and charged the Terran mineral only at 3. Anna's defense was pretty tight, bunkers were erected in front of a massive m&m pack, backed by 5 or so tanks. The furious swarm did their best and tried to work their way into the heart of the Terran defenses, but the 3:0 marines had tons of free shots, and downed the ultra/hydra/muta pack pretty damn fast.
Both players were upgrading a lot, Bobbi was at 2:1 air and 2:2 ground, meaning her Ultras were at 2:4 now :) Soaking up damage like a spanking doll. Anna had 3:1 infantry by now, but her tanks were still 0:0 =( Bobbi had expanded to the mineral only while she attacked.

Anna withstood the last attack, but if she let Bobbi expand all over the map, she would be fuxxed pretty soon, so she mobilized her infantry army and moved east where a small Zerg army had set up camp. Bobbi ran her swarm to the north, to the minerals of the 12 mineral only. At the same time she ran a new ultra/hydra force towards the center of the map, and used the two groups to make a great pincer move that caught Anna with her pants down =). The fully upgraded Ultras were to much for the poor marines, and Bobbi came out of the action with five ultras and a pack of hydras to spare.
Anna tried expanding to the 9 main, but Bobbi had great recon, and came over for a bit of razing.

Anna was in big shit by now, Bobbi had expanded at all three 6 mineral positions, and was mining at an incredible rate. Anna had to do something, so she grabbed her huge infantry army (supported by 10 barracks) and headed for the 9 mineral only. Bobbi avoided immediate confrontation, and moved her Zerg in position for another pincer move, once again perfectly timed, and without any quarter given to the doomed m&m.
Even though Anna just lost around 30 misc. infantry, she was still on top of things. How she managed to produce outta 10 barracks is beyond me. The new army headed for the 6 natural, and almost leveled it before the cavalry could arrive. Alas, when the cavalry finally arrived, it was in force and once again the infantry was cut to pieces.

Bobbi realized the Terran defenses were a bit too heavy, so she decided to build the ultimate defense killer; THE DEFILER! Bring it boy! Bring it! MUHAHAHA. Ahem, Bobbi's cries of joy were spoiled as Anna flew a pair of vessels over and irradiated all defilers under Bobbi's command. With those pesky creeps out of the way, Anna decided to give Bobbi hell. Her tanks were unsieged and with an infantry force numbering approx. 30 she headed for the middle and sieged up. Bobbi caught sight of the Terran advance, and set her ferocious swarm up for another giant pincer move, and once again the supreme mobility of Zerg overpowered the stationed Terrans, ultras, hydras and muta came tumbling towards Anna's brave warriors and the human advance was halted again.

Anna tried expanding to the 12 mineral only, but clever recon grounded the attempt before too long. That left only the heavy defended 9 mineral only for mining. Guess what Bobbi's next target was? Bobbi gathered a huge swarm of hydra/ultra and slammed into the Terran base with a brutality never seen before. Marines shot a few charging ultras, and it looked like the Terran were to survive. Woooosh! A huge orange blanket covered the Terrans, the dark swarm made all Terran ranged attacks impossible, and the charging ultras started cutting up bodies. A group of brave SCV's backed by 20+ medics made the last stand below the Terran ramp, but to no avail, more ultras came charging, and soon it was all over...

And that’s that! The (not so) fat lady has sung, and Bobbi earned the right to stay while Anna was forced to leave. I had great fun writing this BR, and I hope you had fun reading it :D
I plan on making this the first in a series, where babes battle it out, so maybe you haven't seen the last of Bobbi Billard! *YEAH*.
I decided in the very beginning that it was gonna be a non-nude report, this was to prevent two things; first I didn't want any of you to come all over your keyboard, cuz its really sticky and you'll have to buy a new keyboard. Also, I didn't want you to get fired if you read it at work or whatever. Hope you don't mind =).
Thanx goes out to my proofreader! BoX (SeXyBoX) did it for me again on very short notice.
Please give some response on the whole babe battle concept, and the report style in general. or, if you feel like it just say 42th! or 1st! if you're quick :P

Oh yeah, this is my 15th br, so feel free to congratulate me in any way :-)