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WOW Im going to try this!!
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Author:bretZERO
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Date: 07/09/02 12:07
Game Type: Starcraft
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Lifetime Rating for bretZERO: 1.5000
Welcome my friends!!! (if u say im not ur friend ill stalk u and while ur sleeping...) This is gonna be a pictureless report... but dont get discouraged! It'll suck even with pictures! (gotta love the !) The Map... Station Unrest (my personal favorite :]) Game... 3 Player FFA The Players... bretZERO- (me, if your wondering) as brown protoss. Teal- (name unknown) as teal protoss. Purple- (name also unknown) as purple zerg. The Starting points... bretZERO- southwest (if you dont know look in the editor thing) Teal- bottom middle Purple- right middle And now (drumroll please) to the start of this most spectacular br ever! Early Game... I started off in the southwest (as you already know) and with no cloning whatsoever i started gathering minerals for the epic battle to come. I went for the standard ptoss build order with 8-pylon 11-2 gates (at least i think its standard...) 13-pylon 15-cycore. My opponents looked like money mappers and did some freaky things... Teal went cannons at every place leading into his main. Purple put down 2 hatcheries followed by another one at an expansion, then pool. With my first five zealots i decided to attack. The attack went my way untill I ran into 2 cannons. but I pushed forward and destoyed them with the loss of 2 zealots. All he had at the time was 2 pylons, 1 gate, and 1 forge. I saw this and went straight for the probe line. he frantically warped in a several a zealots for himself without my knowing. With his probes and his 3 zeals he destroyed my forces with many probes lost. Purple was massing a great number of zerglings while this was going on and magically came right after my attack wasz finished. Teal used everything in hes power to stop this new assault, and he survived with almost nothing to his name. I had expanded (nakedly) 3 times after my failed attempt and hurredly teched to observers. At this time in the replay i was going mass ground troops, Teal was going for rebuilding his economy and shuttles, Purple decided zerglings wouldn't get the job done so he teched towards mutalisks. Mid Game... I stationed my ground troops at the only way into my base from teals. Teal, on the other hand, got his shuttle and used it to expand to a "safe" island. i saw about 3 more open expansions and decided,"Man naked expansions rule!" and proceeded to place nexuses at each one. Purple expaned another time himself bringing the expansion counts to... 6 for bretZERO, 1 for Teal, and 2 for Purple. I had the cash flowing and the other players were vastly behind. I had enough resources to make 4 starports and a fleet beacon. Yes you guessed it. I went for mass blimps. (carriers for the stupid people :]) Teal had his oly expansion (did I mention it was gassless?) up and running. He made all of his important tech buildings there and started to go for goons and carriers himself. Purple decided to attack the remains of Teals main with muts and lings. The attack was fended off because Teal had 2 dark templars and quite a few cannons. Meanwhile my carrier force of 12 were online and presently making interceptors. I also expanded another 2 times. A small break is needed to explain the situation each player is in. Teal- very bad, he has been attacked many times and has been slowed down to a walking pace in this 5k game. Barely any standing forces except a few goons and dts Purple- not bad at all, he has 2 sources of income and beginning to claim another. Has a army of lings and muts. bretZERO- is the biggest superpower in this game. his army is 24 or so goons and 12 fully upgraded blimps. In the best possition to win Late Game... I made a great move in the game. I decided to go on the OFFENSIVE!!! I proceeded to scout around with my blimp army and found one of Purples expansions right near his main. With very little defence I easily destroyed it. I went on scouting and found his main. And I got the hell outa there! Purple had massed a huge amount of scourge from all of his hatcheries. But after a little thinking i just decided to run into the base with my goons. It wasnt that great of a battle. his ling and mut army almost destroyed my forces. It was mass murder. blue goop and red blood everywhere. but a whole 6 goons of 24 proceeded to destroy his base. He started production of even more lings to take me out but I used a backup force of lots to help my goons.Teal has been quiet all this time. he now has 12 goons and 2 carriers all with 1 arbiter support. (of course he still hasnt expanded after the first one.) I desroyed most of the scourge easily and went on scouting. I found yet another one of Purples expansions and attacked it with my blimps. He left... Teal knew he was in a very bad predicament. Yet he made no move to do anything about it. I knew where his main was and went with all my might to destroy it. As you know carriers (blimps) own static defences. To save me time I'll just say I went through his main like a hot knife through butter. After about 3 minutes of him teasing me and saying very bad things about my mother :( I found his new main. If you read the forum lately it talks about me losing 10 carriers to goons and 2 carriers. The arbiter he was using was targeted my my blimp army and destroyed befor is could cause problems. and then i just let my carriers duke it out. After about loosing 4 of my carriers with him losing nothing I had a feeling something was wrong. And then it came to me. Oh shit Im attacking his little bees!! So I clicked on his carriers and they died with 6 more losses on my force. with 2 blimps left I started the destruction of Teal. But he left... And thus, the winner and most retarded sc/bw player- bretZERO!
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