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"I've never said this before about a player who loses to 8 probe drops but YRM=god"
-Mark4

The Undead Sing About EVIL MASTURBATION
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Author:	Helpless Sperm Cell
IP:	209.234.XXXX
Date:	03/10/03 07:03
Game Type:	Warcraft 3
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Report Rating: 4.5, # of Ratings: 2, Max: 6, Min: 3 Lifetime Rating for Helpless Sperm Cell: 4.5000

There are ghouls and acolytes, There are banshees and necromancers, and then There are those that follow the Frozen Throne, But I've never been one of them. I am a Dreadlord, And have been since before I was boooooooooorn, They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're An undead warrior the moment Dad came, Becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause! Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, Lich King gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, Lich King gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. Lich King shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Humans, Orcs, Nightelves, Spill theirs just anywhere, But Lich King loves those who treat their Semen with the utmost care. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted Lich King gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. DEATH KNIGHT: Every sperm is good. GHOUL: Every sperm is needed... LICH: ...In your neighborhood! ACOLYTES: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. CRYPT LORD: Lich King needs everybody's. DREADLORD: Mine! ABOMINATION: And mine! NECROMANCER: And mine! CRYPT FIEND: Let the Humans spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. OBSIDIAN STATUES: Lich King shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, Lich King gets quite iraaaaaate! DREADLORD: Well, I'm convinced. Masturbation is evil. I'll never jack off again. None of us will! Right guys?? Sperm is very sacred and not one belongs in a kleenex. They belong inside a woman's urethra, jetting down at top speed to the sacred chamber that we call the womb. Only one sperm cell will make it, they all battle eachother and ram and fire lasers at one another to make sure that they are the only ones that reach the target objective. GO SPERM CELLS! GET TO THE WOMB! Not one of you realizes the huge race that goes on inside your groins when you have sex. This race is probably the most important of all races. Who wins will become your baby! YOUR BABY! Don't you care? Every time you masturbate you kill MILLIONS of sperm cells, and that is actually MILLIONS OF BABIES! You are KILLING MILLIONS OF BABIES! You people are commiting genocide when you masturbate! YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! No worries though, you will be brutally tortured by demons in the firey pits of hell when you die for EACH SPERM CELL YOU KILLED. Thats like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sperm cells and thats THAT MANY times you will be tortured. You will get your cumupeance! Just wait and see! You people make me sick, jacking off to your pornos! That sperm could've made a MILLION BABIES but instead itll soak some kleenex in the garbage can. I don't think the people who made kleenex intended for their product to aid people who kill MILLIONS OF BABIES! They should sue you perverts. You make me sick. I spit on you! EVERY SPERM IS SACRED! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! There are ghouls and acolytes, There are banshees and necromancers, and then There are those that follow the Frozen Throne, But I've never been one of them. I am a Dreadlord, And have been since before I was boooooooooorn, They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're An undead warrior the moment Dad came, Becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause! Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, Lich King gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, Lich King gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. Lich King shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Humans, Orcs, Nightelves, Spill theirs just anywhere, But Lich King loves those who treat their Semen with the utmost care. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted Lich King gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. DEATH KNIGHT: Every sperm is good. GHOUL: Every sperm is needed... LICH: ...In your neighborhood! ACOLYTES: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. CRYPT LORD: Lich King needs everybody's. DREADLORD: Mine! ABOMINATION: And mine! NECROMANCER: And mine! CRYPT FIEND: Let the Humans spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. OBSIDIAN STATUES: Lich King shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, Lich King gets quite iraaaaaate! DREADLORD: Well, I'm convinced. Masturbation is evil. I'll never jack off again. None of us will! Right guys?? Sperm is very sacred and not one belongs in a kleenex. They belong inside a woman's urethra, jetting down at top speed to the sacred chamber that we call the womb. Only one sperm cell will make it, they all battle eachother and ram and fire lasers at one another to make sure that they are the only ones that reach the target objective. GO SPERM CELLS! GET TO THE WOMB! Not one of you realizes the huge race that goes on inside your groins when you have sex. This race is probably the most important of all races. Who wins will become your baby! YOUR BABY! Don't you care? Every time you masturbate you kill MILLIONS of sperm cells, and that is actually MILLIONS OF BABIES! You are KILLING MILLIONS OF BABIES! You people are commiting genocide when you masturbate! YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! No worries though, you will be brutally tortured by demons in the firey pits of hell when you die for EACH SPERM CELL YOU KILLED. Thats like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sperm cells and thats THAT MANY times you will be tortured. You will get your cumupeance! Just wait and see! You people make me sick, jacking off to your pornos! That sperm could've made a MILLION BABIES but instead itll soak some kleenex in the garbage can. I don't think the people who made kleenex intended for their product to aid people who kill MILLIONS OF BABIES! They should sue you perverts. You make me sick. I spit on you! EVERY SPERM IS SACRED! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS!GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! GENOCISTS! You people should look above at the white patch and picture the millions of babies YOU COULD'VE HAD! Now do you feel sad or what? Its not too late! REPENT YOUR SINS AND NEVER MASTURBATE AGAIN AND SPREAD THE WORD AND THIS SONG!
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