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Author:Brown Fuzzy Bunny
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Date: 04/13/03 09:04
Game Type: Starcraft
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The bunny is back with a new report! This one begins in ~nohunters with a couple Suckers who wanted a game. After the before game formalities, we decided , Each of us, to have it on The Best Map Ever..... ZERO CLUTTER@!!!@@!!! Anyway, on the the report. Read! Here's a pic of the map. The game begins with team T on top and B on bottom. Things quickly got ugly with whites BC rush, But the combined team of Zealot and Hydralisk took it out quickly. The battle fought on all over, with Templar storming, tanks shooting, Zealots randomly flying, and WC3 units teleporting in. Things were getting messy, so I called for emergency aid. It looked like the WC3 units were taking control when help finally arrived, a bunch of Apollo spacecraft teleporting in above the battlefield. But we were not the only ones hacking, for our opponents had called on the power of wizards of the coast and their eeevvviiilll face change policies. This would be a close game! Now I'm no politician, but it seem sto me Bush was a bit hard on the Iraqis. I mean, did ya see the thing with the statue falling down? I bet some guy was staring at that and saying, " I Made that!" and crying as he saw years of his work destroyed. And have you seen bush lately? Just look at his quirky little mouth. Always twitching, like he's got a million secrets he can't tell but he wants to. I don't trust that guy in the least. And what about Chenney? He looks like he could collapse and die any second. Always clutching and beating his chest.. MAKES YOU WONDER. Oh, right.. The game.. Well things were going well until AND WHAT's WITH CLINTON?! His wife, after hearing that he got a BJ, didn't get angry at all! they're still married and everything! What the &#@$?! Oh right... Ok.. Well, Hey i wonder if Saddam is dead? And did you notice how everyone forgot about Bin Laden. Ohh.. Back to the game. So these zealots stormed this peaceful herd of ragnaroks. Not much more forthe next few hours. Carnage of ragnaroks continued as they oddly appeared on the random map locations without end. Finally, the game reached a conclusion with our freespace units being far superior to everything else. The opposing command centers were destroyed and peace was restored to Zero Clutter! As you can see, life doesn't always turn out the way you want it. Thats why fluffy bunny was eliminated. Now, Brown Fuzzy Bunny is where its at. I took all your complaints of no pictures, paragraphs, or reports and retyped them to make a new, better report. Random sentences. Rook says you should give me a 10. Filler: You light up my life, daauuhhgmmm, Dadadadadaddaaaaaada! Tank careens of a cliff, again, BOOF a tank and a ghost, explodes, and theeen I die. I see my other character getting shot down, By a ghost I forgot. I wish I wasn't such a cheapass, playing Halo on 2 player on my oooooowwwwnnnn. A grenade is thrown, a fuse is blown, and another elite explodes. The guy with against a nun in a ghost is destroyed. The tank reappears and blows up some ghost. Come on fqwghasd. Pick up some sniper. I'm getting angry, I almost really am. I save my dead partner until he's alive. And a new tank awaits. El fin? And here's the report again. The bunny is back with a new report! This one begins in ~nohunters with a couple Suckers who wanted a game. After the before game formalities, we decided , Each of us, to have it on The Best Map Ever..... ZERO CLUTTER@!!!@@!!! Anyway, on the the report. Read! Here's a pic of the map. The game begins with team T on top and B on bottom. Things quickly got ugly with whites BC rush, But the combined team of Zealot and Hydralisk took it out quickly. The battle fought on all over, with Templar storming, tanks shooting, Zealots randomly flying, and WC3 units teleporting in. Things were getting messy, so I called for emergency aid. It looked like the WC3 units were taking control when help finally arrived, a bunch of Apollo spacecraft teleporting in above the battlefield. But we were not the only ones hacking, for our opponents had called on the power of wizards of the coast and their eeevvviiilll face change policies. This would be a close game! Now I'm no politician, but it seem sto me Bush was a bit hard on the Iraqis. I mean, did ya see the thing with the statue falling down? I bet some guy was staring at that and saying, " I Made that!" and crying as he saw years of his work destroyed. And have you seen bush lately? Just look at his quirky little mouth. Always twitching, like he's got a million secrets he can't tell but he wants to. I don't trust that guy in the least. And what about Chenney? He looks like he could collapse and die any second. Always clutching and beating his chest.. MAKES YOU WONDER. Oh, right.. The game.. Well things were going well until AND WHAT's WITH CLINTON?! His wife, after hearing that he got a BJ, didn't get angry at all! they're still married and everything! What the &#@$?! Oh right... Ok.. Well, Hey i wonder if Saddam is dead? And did you notice how everyone forgot about Bin Laden. Ohh.. Back to the game. So these zealots stormed this peaceful herd of ragnaroks. Not much more forthe next few hours. Carnage of ragnaroks continued as they oddly appeared on the random map locations without end. Finally, the game reached a conclusion with our freespace units being far superior to everything else. <img src="users/bunny/fs2.jpg"> <img src="users/bunny/fs3.jpg"> The opposing command centers were destroyed and peace was restored to Zero Clutter! As you can see, life doesn't always turn out the way you want it. Thats why fluffy bunny was eliminated. Now, Brown Fuzzy Bunny is where its at. I took all your complaints of no pictures, paragraphs, or reports and retyped them to make a new, better report. Random sentences. <img src="users/bunny/rook_mag.gif"> Rook says you should give me a 10. Filler: You light up my life, daauuhhgmmm, Dadadadadaddaaaaaada! Tank careens of a cliff, again, BOOF a tank and a ghost, explodes, and theeen I die. I see my other character getting shot down, By a ghost I forgot. I wish I wasn't such a cheapass, playing Halo on 2 player on my oooooowwwwnnnn. A grenade is thrown, a fuse is blown, and another elite explodes. The guy with against a nun in a ghost is destroyed. The tank reappears and blows up some ghost. Come on fqwghasd. Pick up some sniper. I'm getting angry, I almost really am. I save my dead partner until he's alive. And a new tank awaits. El fin? The bunny is back with a new report! This one begins in ~nohunters with a couple Suckers who wanted a game. After the before game formalities, we decided , Each of us, to have it on The Best Map Ever..... ZERO CLUTTER@!!!@@!!! Anyway, on the the report. Read! Here's a pic of the map. <img src="users/bunny/losttemple1.jpg"> The game begins with team T on top and B on bottom. Things quickly got ugly with whites BC rush, But the combined team of Zealot and Hydralisk took it out quickly.<img src="users/bunny/02.jpg"> The battle fought on all over, with Templar storming, tanks shooting, Zealots randomly flying, and WC3 units teleporting in. Things were getting messy, so I called for emergency aid. <img src="users/bunny/wc1.jpg"> It looked like the WC3 units were taking control when help finally arrived, a bunch of Apollo spacecraft teleporting in above the battlefield. <img src="users/bunny/apollo.jpg"> But we were not the only ones hacking, for our opponents had called on the power of wizards of the coast and their eeevvviiilll face change policies. This would be a close game! <img src="users/bunny/03.bmp"> Now I'm no politician, but it seem sto me Bush was a bit hard on the Iraqis. I mean, did ya see the thing with the statue falling down? I bet some guy was staring at that and saying, " I Made that!" and crying as he saw years of his work destroyed. And have you seen bush lately? Just look at his quirky little mouth.<img src="users/bunny/GbushLAdiny.jpg"> Always twitching, like he's got a million secrets he can't tell but he wants to. I don't trust that guy in the least. And what about Chenney? He looks like he could collapse and die any second. <img src="users/bunny/CHENNEYT.jpg">Always clutching and beating his chest.. MAKES YOU WONDER. Oh, right.. The game.. Well things were going well until AND WHAT's WITH CLINTON?! His wife, after hearing that he got a BJ, didn't get angry at all! they're still married and everything! What the &#@$?! Oh right... Ok.. Well, Hey i wonder if Saddam is dead? And did you notice how everyone forgot about Bin Laden. Ohh.. Back to the game. So these zealots stormed this peaceful herd of ragnaroks. Not much more forthe next few hours. Carnage of ragnaroks continued as they oddly appeared on the random map locations without end. Finally, the game reached a conclusion with our freespace units being far superior to everything else. <img src="users/bunny/fs2.jpg"> <img src="users/bunny/fs3.jpg"> The opposing command centers were destroyed and peace was restored to Zero Clutter! As you can see, life doesn't always turn out the way you want it. Thats why fluffy bunny was eliminated. Now, Brown Fuzzy Bunny is where its at. I took all your complaints of no pictures, paragraphs, or reports and retyped them to make a new, better report. Random sentences. <img src="users/bunny/rook_mag.gif"> Rook says you should give me a 10. Filler: You light up my life, daauuhhgmmm, Dadadadadaddaaaaaada! Tank careens of a cliff, again, BOOF a tank and a ghost, explodes, and theeen I die. I see my other character getting shot down, By a ghost I forgot. I wish I wasn't such a cheapass, playing Halo on 2 player on my oooooowwwwnnnn. A grenade is thrown, a fuse is blown, and another elite explodes. The guy with against a nun in a ghost is destroyed. The tank reappears and blows up some ghost. Come on fqwghasd. Pick up some sniper. I'm getting angry, I almost really am. I save my dead partner until he's alive. And a new tank awaits. El fin? The bunny is back with a new report! This one begins in ~nohunters with a couple Suckers who wanted a game. After the before game formalities, we decided , Each of us, to have it on The Best Map Ever..... ZERO CLUTTER@!!!@@!!! Anyway, on the the report. Read! Here's a pic of the map. <img src="users/bunny/losttemple1.jpg"> The game begins with team T on top and B on bottom. Things quickly got ugly with whites BC rush, But the combined team of Zealot and Hydralisk took it out quickly.<img src="users/bunny/02.jpg"> The battle fought on all over, with Templar storming, tanks shooting, Zealots randomly flying, and WC3 units teleporting in. Things were getting messy, so I called for emergency aid. <img src="users/bunny/wc1.jpg"> It looked like the WC3 units were taking control when help finally arrived, a bunch of Apollo spacecraft teleporting in above the battlefield. <img src="users/bunny/apollo.jpg"> But we were not the only ones hacking, for our opponents had called on the power of wizards of the coast and their eeevvviiilll face change policies. This would be a close game! <img src="users/bunny/03.bmp"> Now I'm no politician, but it seem sto me Bush was a bit hard on the Iraqis. I mean, did ya see the thing with the statue falling down? I bet some guy was staring at that and saying, " I Made that!" and crying as he saw years of his work destroyed. And have you seen bush lately? Just look at his quirky little mouth.<img src="users/bunny/GbushLAdiny.jpg"> Always twitching, like he's got a million secrets he can't tell but he wants to. I don't trust that guy in the least. And what about Chenney? He looks like he could collapse and die any second. <img src="users/bunny/CHENNEYT.jpg">Always clutching and beating his chest.. MAKES YOU WONDER. Oh, right.. The game.. Well things were going well until AND WHAT's WITH CLINTON?! His wife, after hearing that he got a BJ, didn't get angry at all! they're still married and everything! What the &#@$?! Oh right... Ok.. Well, Hey i wonder if Saddam is dead? And did you notice how everyone forgot about Bin Laden. Ohh.. Back to the game. So these zealots stormed this peaceful herd of ragnaroks. Not much more forthe next few hours. Carnage of ragnaroks continued as they oddly appeared on the random map locations without end. Finally, the game reached a conclusion with our freespace units being far superior to everything else. <img src="users/bunny/fs2.jpg"> <img src="users/bunny/fs3.jpg"> The opposing command centers were destroyed and peace was restored to Zero Clutter! As you can see, life doesn't always turn out the way you want it. Thats why fluffy bunny was eliminated. Now, Brown Fuzzy Bunny is where its at. I took all your complaints of no pictures, paragraphs, or reports and retyped them to make a new, better report. Random sentences. <img src="users/bunny/rook_mag.gif"> Rook says you should give me a 10. Filler: You light up my life, daauuhhgmmm, Dadadadadaddaaaaaada! Tank careens of a cliff, again, BOOF a tank and a ghost, explodes, and theeen I die. I see my other character getting shot down, By a ghost I forgot. I wish I wasn't such a cheapass, playing Halo on 2 player on my oooooowwwwnnnn. A grenade is thrown, a fuse is blown, and another elite explodes. The guy with against a nun in a ghost is destroyed. The tank reappears and blows up some ghost. Come on fqwghasd. Pick up some sniper. I'm getting angry, I almost really am. I save my dead partner until he's alive. And a new tank awaits. 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