"Check your ledge, or risk checking into smackdown hotel later. Right T_Mac?"
-Fractal_Wave
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| Gone Fishing | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 07/29/99 11:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 4, Max: 9, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Heartcutter: 7.5238 |     | Map: Lost Temple
Heartcutter: 9:00 Yellow Terran
SUN_Rainmaker: 6:00 Brown Protoss
'HELLO! I'm Brett Muskburger, and I'll be your host for the first annual Carrier Catch and Chili Cookoff.'
'And, I'm Brick Collins, and I'll be your color commentator for this spectacular event.'
BM: '...for those of you who just joined us, the Terrans and the Toss for the most part have been rather peaceful towards each other this game.'
BC: 'Right about that, Brett. The Terran Heartcutter stayed in his base and natural for most of the game. Same goes for the Toss. He sent a few goons and zealots into the Terran natural, where they later ended up in large pots of chili.'
BM: 'Too true'
BC: 'Thats the challenge with the Protoss though. Protoss flavor is naturally bland. It takes a helluva lot of spices to make it palatable.'
BC: 'Well, the Terran did manage to take the upper left island, and his second natural with the help of siege tanks.'
BM: 'That's partially correct. If you look really closely at the tanks you'll see that these are not actually tanks.'
BC: 'No. Then what are they?'
BM: 'These are specially modified Ram 450's, with extra cargo capacity, coupled with a Mjorlnir shock cannon. That way, the successful hunter or fisherman can haul his catch back to the base.'
BC: 'Excellent. Those wacky Terrans are indeed masters of improvisation. Lets go straight to the action...'
| | Battle Shots! | 
BM: Well, it looks like Cletus Sykes made the first catch of the day. BM: Indeed. Grabbed a nice size carrier. This will make for some fine chili fixins. This also gives him an advantage over the other contestants in that he gets more cooking time.
BC: Uh oh. It looks like the Carriers are still hungry after eating the Terran island. BM: This will be one heck of a prize for the fisherman that lands this school of carriers.
BM: What's this? Davy Dave Stephens is bending the rules by bringing his pickup truck in early. BC: Absolutely right. The rules state that the contestants may not have their trucks in the fishing area. I'm sure a protest will follow.
BM: Look at that! 3 prime sized carriers! Brand new! These were caught by Dave Long. BC: Any resemblance to Davy Stephens? BM: None whatsoever. Dave Long is a veteran fisherman, and that Stephens guy is just a hack. Two different people, Brick.
BM: And, as we've fished out these waters, the contestants are starting to pick up the smaller fry to spice up the Chili. True indeed. I'm Brett Muskburger and this has been a presentation of SCBR. So long, everybody.
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